ah beng new story....
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again!
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases theboard.
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man =This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng = If only the winner will get the cup, why othersrunning?
Tea cher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go tojail'
Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
Haha..LaUgh to EarTh.. (^_^)